Matt Wieters wears Tommy Hanson pajamasIf they let Tommy Hanson play the role of Jack Bauer, the show would be called "12"
Tommy Hanson, as a rookie, has won baseball's Lifetime Achievment Award. Twice.
When urinating, Tommy Hanson can weld titanium
Tommy Hanson doesn't play God. Playing is for children.
This is the single greatest blog post I've ever read.
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This is pure gold!
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Man did he look good against the Sox yesterday...
ReplyDeleteB-but Chuck Norris...
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