Opening Day Contest Easter Post - The day millions of chocolate bunnies are sacrificed to keep dentists everywhere in business.
Today's contetstants; Jeff Wilk, The Dimwit, jaybarkerfan, and dawgbones.
Pack 9
Jeff WilkCarlos Marmol - Remember that Robert Munsch book, Murmel Murmel Murmel? I think of that every time I hear Carlos' name. 0 pts
David Ortiz - I should take a way a point because he can't play baseball and is hanging around as a D.H. 0 pts
Nick Swisher - a Yankee! -2 pts
Carlos Santana - a catcher in full gear! +2 pts
Buster Posey - a catcher not in full gear. 0 pts
Adam Dunn - Favourite team! +2 pts
Richard Nixon - insert! Throws a strike to Ted Williams. +2 pts
Pack Total : 4 pts Bonus Total 1 pt
Pack 10
The Dimwit
he adds cheese to a cheese pizza +1 pt
Ervin Santana - will he ever live up to the hype? 0 pts
Brian Bogusevic - Favourite team! +2 pts
Ike Davis - a Met. -1 pt
Obama - insert +2 pts. So far, on the two Bush cards and on the Nixon, the back of the card mentions that they threw the ball right down the middle as a strike. On Obama's card, it mentions that the ball sailed high and to the far left. Is that irony or a metaphor?
Dustin Pedroia - how can someone win the MVP and then disappear? 0 pts.
Troy Tulowitzki - cool action shot. 0 pts
Yovani Gallardo - boy did he get lit up last night. 0 pts.
PACK TOTAL : 3 pts BONUS TOTAL : 1 pt
Pack 11
jaybarkerfan
deepdish and double meat. Yum. +1 pt
Mark Buehrle - the start of a Chicago pack 0 pts
Aramis Ramirez - nice shades. 0 pts
Neil Walker - who? 0 pts
Daniel Descalso - interesting action shot 0 pts
Ryan Dempster - the second winningest Canadian pitcher 0 pts
Neftali Perez - Favourite team! +2 pts
Jay Bruce - insert +2 pts
PACK TOTAL : 4 pts BONUS TOTAL : 1 pt
Pack 12
dawgbones
Aubrey Huff - who names their kid Aubrey? He's the one in the corner eating paste. 0 pts
Phanatic - insert! +2 pts He's a Phillie. -1 pt TOTAL +1 pt
Martin Prado - A Brave!!! +2 pts
Kelly Johnson - a former Brave! a current Blue Jay! 0 pts
Andy Pettitte - a damn Yankee -2 pts
Brent Morel - Where is his chin??? 0 pts
Carlos Marmol - insert! murmel murmel murmel +2 pts
PACK TOTAL : 3 pts BONUS TOTAL : 5 pts
I'll update the leaderboard on Monday. Now go sacrifice another chocolate bunny.




Carlos Santana! Damn you Ned....
ReplyDeleteAnd that Tulo card is superb.
Catchers, Presidents and Mascots, oh my!
ReplyDeleteUp to 3 Giants in the break so far but none for me. Will the 8 points stand up???
ReplyDeleteKnowing my luck, I'll end up with a pack full of people with dreadlocks
ReplyDeleteJays are now 2-0--still hoping my luck is as good as theirs--maybe my pack war will go into extra innings
ReplyDeleteI prefer the Walmart blue over the Target red.
ReplyDeleteI gotta ask - what in the hell did I get a bonus point for? My stunning looks?
ReplyDeleteThe Cubs will trade Marmol to any team for a few cases of Frosty Malts. Add in the wooden spoons and we'll throw in Kerry Wood.
ReplyDeleteJeff Wilk,
ReplyDeleteaccording to the very professional and strictly followed rules posting, you got a bonus point for commenting.
And two more for this comment on your own pack break post.
So now you have 3.
Damn, I was a hopin for the Braves Mascot!! Figures I'd hit a Phillie insert! Hey, wait a minute, do you combine points, He is an insert from my favorite team, that should be worth 4 points -1 for being a Phillie for 3 points total?? Too bad I don't get bonus points for my categories, cause even though Aubrey is sitting in the corner eating paste, he does wear the #17 jersey!! No points for my Canadien Bacon Pizza!! And I happen to agree, Petitte is a DAMN Yankmee!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm still happy cause I beat my score from PATP's pack war!!
I don't care what anyone says.....
ReplyDeleteIt's Philly.
Not Phillie.
Mascots rule.
I hope Santana comes up again in my pack !
ReplyDeleteObama may pitch to the left, but that's one hell of a wind-up.
ReplyDeleteMetaphor.
ReplyDeleteAnd please don't deduct points from me, but I love the Phanatic. Hate the Phillies, love their mascot. He's stinking hilarious.
Cubbie Walmart blue...very nice!!!
ReplyDeleteValentine has said that Ortiz will get some time in on the field this year. Pedroia had foot surgery the year after his MVP and just got all the extra screws taken out this offseason.
ReplyDeleteI am going to say Nixon should have been -1 because his opening pitch probably missed the mitt!
ReplyDeleteLove them mascot cards!
ReplyDeleteno more bonus comments for this post.
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