Monday, April 18, 2011

My friend, Mr Night Owl, is in trouble. Please help.

For those of you who read Night Owl's blog, and I think you all do... you know by now that he is in crisis. He is facing reality that he must take down the picture off of his blog of his beloved Alyssa Milano. Now me, I'm not that into her. But I ain't into the Dodgers either.
However none of that matters as Owl is my friend, and he needs help.
 This is where we come in. I'll have a poll up on the sidebar to help Owl choose his new Dodger Girl. And you, the voters, will help decide.
Here are the potential candidates, in alphabetical order, so no favouritism.

Audrina Partridge, wearing number 59. Who wears 59 for the Dodgers? No idea. Ask the Owl.
 I think Joe has cast his vote.
 Kim Kardashian wearing number 25. Please god, no one choose her.... maybe for the Mets...
 a benefit for Kim is you not only get her, but her whole family as well. Take that as a plus, or a minus.
 Lauren Conrad wearing number 7. Very cute.  Leader of the pack so far....
 Shawn Johnson wearing number 10. Now this one I know. Night Owl's favourite player wore number 10.
and it's Shawn Johnson. We all know what she can do. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
 Victoria Beckham in a '70's warm up jacket. Very retro. And she's married to an athlete far more skilled than any baseball player. Owl may not want to hear that. So she may not do to well in the vote. But it is up to you!
 Whitney Port wearing the old 00. Nice.
 If it matters, her first pitch was actually a darn good throw. All of the others, not so much. So she gets the athletes vote.
There you have your finalists for Night Owl's new Dodger Girl. Google them if you must for further, uh.... research material. It's all in the name of science. And helping a friend.

Right?

Now vote!

12 comments:

night owl said...

My personal "new" favorite is Aimee Teagarden, who no one has mentioned and also wore No. 10, and is very, very toasty.

But I like most of the above. Except, please god, no Kim Kardashian. Basketball can have her. Forever.

I went with the lovely Ms. Conrad.

Captain Canuck said...

no influencing the judges!!!

dawgbones said...

Course you know I'd go for the #7 thing!!

Fuji said...

It's gotta be #25... Khloe's sister!

(...Joe) said...

No, the Mets don't want her either...

MattR said...

Mr. Torre is wise.

Greg Zakwin said...

There's not an "other option". Because my vote goes to Erin Hawksworth.

Google her. Best minute of your day.

Derek said...

Gonna have to go with conrad as well. Greg, I did google and you had me until the cowboys picture came up.

Greg Zakwin said...

Derek, if it's the pic I think you're talking about, that ain't her. Plus, even if it was, I'm certainly not going to be looking at what she's wearing haha.

Jim from Downingtown said...
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dodgerbobble said...

I suggested Audrina in Night Owl's original post, and I'm sticking with her. Her Carl's Jr commercial might be the hottest commercial ever. If you've never seen before check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=fw_fd5T7IaQ

lonestarr said...

Needs more Morgan Webb.