Tommy Hanson once threw a no-hitter... with a bowling ball.
Tommy Hanson can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
Behind tommy Hanson's beard is not a chin, but a 102 mph fastball.
Tommy Hanson is the reason Waldo is in hiding...
there once was a street named Tommy Hanson, but they had to change the name. No one survives after crossing Tommy Hanson.
And for the ladies....
Edward can't read Bella's mind because Bella is always thinking about Tommy Hanson.