Saturday, September 22, 2012

Premier League contest, Week 5. I'm going to hell....

Another fabulous weekend in the Premier League brought to you via long distance.
Well, I guess it's long distance all the time.... but the point is I'm not really here. I haven't been here for a few days.
Okay, I am HERE... but I'm not there, which is normally here.

Got it?

I'll be back in a day or so.

On to Week 5!

Young English sweeper Denyce Lawton shows off the new English kits, both home and away.

Yellow card for Spanish midfielder Rochelle Loewen for not replacing that torn top.

German winger Catherine Kluthe shows us the new Visi-ball that is used in the Premier League during the colder months when it's darker and the threat of snow is upon us.

Mexican striker Alejandra Gutierrez demonstrates a red card offence. Hair pulling. That's a no-no.

and yes, in this day and age, even the most popular sport in the world is susceptible to the perils and evils of political correctness.
The Phillipines brings us our first trans-gendered athlete, DJ Lady Tribe.
I can't make this stuff up.

She's doing a grea..... I mean he's done a fantas...... let's hear it for the trans-gendered.

Moving on.... all teams play this weekend, so get your picks in by monday evening at the latest.

10 comments:

jackplumstead said...

Sorry for a moment there I forgot what I was meant to be commentng about!

Wigan 1 Fulham 2
Damien Duff right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Fulham now 4th in the table.

Chuck's Used Cards said...

Liverpool win in the Euro League but the Premier League is the usual loss:

Liverpool 1 Manchester United 2

Gerrard for reds, Rafael and Van Persie pk for United.

Kazi said...

Southampton 4 - 1 Aston Villa

Saints

Rickie Lambert (58, 90+5 Pen)
Nathaniel Clyne (63)
Ciaran Clark (72 OG)

Villans

Darren Bent (36)

dayf said...

Arsenal 1 - Man Chitty 1
Goal by Koscielny. No idea if I spelled that right.

Richard Nebe Jr. said...

Romelu Lukaku scored the lone goal for West Brom in their win over Reading.

Play at the Plate said...

My man Bobby Zamora scores first, but Tottenham nets two in the second half to take the match 2-1.

Sorry I've been absent.

Commishbob said...

Manchester United 2 Liverpool 1

Rafael and van Persie scoring for the Red Devils

Dan said...

new castle 1 norwich city 0

another goal by demba ba

AdamE said...

AAARRRGGGGG!!!! I missed it again!!!!

Joe Average Card Collector said...

Um...so is there a bra relic? Haha