Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Surprise! Surprise! This just in...

MLB has announced that "there was no reason to consider any discipline on Mariano Rivera for throwing a spitball"
Colour me shocked. MLB failing to hold the Yankees to the same standards as every other team.

For those of you just tuning in, I posted an early exclusive on this very thing this morning. LINK In other mind blowing predictions, I say the sun will rise tomorrow, gas prices will increase, and that Dan Snyder will never win a Super Bowl.

I am, that good.

3 comments:

Tim said...

I must bow before the Great Karnack!

Tim said...

All wise and knowing one...will I wake up on time today? Will Topps actually have a 48 hr redemption turnaround time? Will Quebec people ever be better then the people of Alberta? Please I must know these things oh Mighty Karnack.

Luis Leal said...

Eff the Yanks now + always.
...I hope you're right about the sun.