That and the 47 emails consisting of "Did you get it yet?" "How about now?"
Whatever. Let's rip it.
First up, a Jeff Francoeur A&G back mini
I'm not sure if this is the only random Brave card he had laying around, or rather a gentle reminder to me of how we got raped in the trade with the Muts. Knowing beardy, the latter.
Next, a Napoleon Bonaparte mini. Rather random you'd think. But again, it's beardy. He's rather protective of a certain dead president. And I take great delight in slighting him at any opportunity. This card is a reminder that it's not over. It's never over.
Now we're getting somewhere. A bue bordered '09 Topps Chrome Marion Barber. Sweetness.