Thursday, January 8, 2009

2006 Topps Draft Picks and Prospects Football - NOT John Smoltz

Pack two of our Football repack box is 2006 Topps Draft Picks and Prospects with everyone favourite's hot tub splashin', co-ed wooing, backup quarterback on the cover.
Cheer up Matt. Warner is like 47 or so... he'll retire soon.
Charles Rogers - Detroit Lions. One of many 1st round busts from everyone's favourite GM, Matt Millen. Millen is now a TV analyst, and Rogers is in jail. I wonder why Detroit went 0-16?
Jerome Bettis - Pittsburgh. The Bus. A lot better ball player than TV analyst.

Julius Jones - Cowboys. Julius went from being the #1 guy in Dallas to being the #1 guy in Seattle. And still he watches the playoffs from the couch.
Jimmy Williams Chrome Rookie. This card is a 1/2 inch thick.
Jimmy was drafted 5th in the 2nd round of the 2006 draft by the Atlanta Falcons. Jimmy still enjoys the wacky weed. Jimmy was cut by Atlanta. Jimmy don't have no job.

Omar Jacobs Rookie.

Omar was MVP of the GMAC Bowl. Omar has the best touchdown to interception ratio in NCAA-1A history. (10.25-1) Omar led the nation in touchdown passes. Omar was drafted by the Steelers. Omar got cut. Picked up by the Eagles. Cut by the Eagles. Signed by the Chiefs. Cut by the Chiefs. THE EFFIN CHIEFS!!!!!!
Omar now slings the pigskin for the mighty Florence Phantoms of the American Indoor Football Association.
I can't make stuff like this up.
The only thing worse than this pack is any trade made by Frank Wren EVER!

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