So I caved and borrowed my wife's "all in one" HP device from hell. These are a great invention. Instead of just doing one thing really well, it does several things crappily. And yes, crappily is now a word.
Let's now see if we can get this Opening Day contest over with before the All Star break.
Today's lucky contestants: MattF, bamlinden, (....Joe), and High-Five Man
Pack... what the hell pack number are we on?? 21??
Ben Revere - favourite team! +2 pts
Wandy Rodriguez - Would Wandy wike a win? 0 pts
Fat Bastard - for being a fat Yankee -2 pts
Mr Met - a mascot +2 pts a Met -1 pt Total 1 pt
Adam Wainwright - too bad Adam's first name wasn't Wandy. 0 pts
Robinson Cano - cool insert +2 pts another Yankee -2 pts Total 0 pts
Gaby Sanchez - a floundering Fish -1 pt
PACK TOTAL : 0 pts BONUS TOTAL : 0 pts
Gaby Sanchez - holy dopplegangers Batman! Two different Gaby's in the set! That's two too many! -1 pt
Jair Jurrjens - a Brave!!! +2 pts
Jonathan Sanchez - I've typed the word 'Sanchez' waaay too much today. 0 pts
Jason Heyward - another Brave! +2 pts
Tim Lincecum - he's gone from being the Freak to just being the Slightly Odd number two starter. 0 pts
Ronald Freaking Reagan - He ain't around to save the country's butt this time +2 pts
Josh Hamilton - Catch it! Pretend it's a shot! 0 pts. What??? Too soon?
PACK TOTAL : 5 pts BONUS TOTAL : 8 pts
Mariano Rivera - some people think he's a Hall of Famer. I think he's -2 pts
Alex Rodriguez - a Double Yankee Dipper! -2 pts
Roy Oswalt - this isn't going well for Joe -1 pt
Calvin Coolidge - the first Prez to throw out a first pitch in the World Series +2 pts
Robinson Cano - Oh the humanity!!! -2 pts
Drew Stubbs - Drew can't save Joe now.... 0 pts
Corey Hart - same name as a Canadian singer, pity point +1 pt
PACK TOTAL : -4 pts BONUS TOTAL : 0 pts
Carlos Ruiz - a lousy Phillie -1 pt
Daniel Hudson - meh. 0 pts
Shin-Soo Choo - is his name Shin-Soo Choo or Choo Shin-Soo? 0 pts
Miguel Cabrera - cool insert +2 pts
Trevor Cahill - that uni is EPIC. +1 pt
Evan Longoria - his girlie friend is Smoking Hot. Yes. Capital S. Capital H. 0 pts
Jim Thome - too bad MattF didn't pull this one +2 pts
PACK TOTAL : 4 pts BONUS TOTAL : 6 pts
Look for another post tomorrow night. I'll also update the leaderboard then as well.
In the meantime I'll start looking online for a new scanner on sale somewhere.....