Pack 13
Jason
Stephen Strasburg - ZOMG! I'm rich!!!!!!!!!! But he's a National. -1 pt
Koji Uehara - BONZAI! 0 pts
Clayton Kershaw - I think I read something about him once or twice on Night Owl Cards. 0 pts
Michael Young - The Leaning Tower of Young 0 pts
Mark Teixeira - a Yankee. -2 pts
Brian Roberts - Roberts is the kind of guy whose uniform is always dirty. Even before the game. 0 pts
Chase Utley - An insert! +2 pts, of a Phillie. -1 pt Total 1 pt
PACK TOTAL : -2 pts BONUS TOTAL : 0 pts
Pack 14
The Angels In Order
Kurt Suziki - in full equipment! +1 pt
Matt Garza - no points deducted for the Yankee in the background. 0 pts
Hunter Pence - from the Houston ballet, Ole! 0 pts
Greg Halman - apparently no one wants to see Halman bat. 0 pts
Brett Anderson - not many people want to see Anderson pitch either. 0 pts
Jonathan Papelbon - he's taking karate lessons from Daiske. 0 pts
Alex Rodriguez - an insert +2 pts. Of the dreaded Yankees -2 pts. Total 0 pts
PACK TOTAL : 1 pt BONUS POINTS : 2 pts
Pack 15
Cool Breeze
a user name referencing The Unit, one of my wife's favourite tv shows +1
James Shields - ever notice most of the Rays starters look the same? 0 pts
Justin Upton - snow cone! 0 pts
Hanley Ramirez - a Fish. -1 pt
Carl Pavano - he's still playing? 0 pts
Matt Holliday - insert +2 pts
Austin Jackson - picked him up as a 5th outfielder on my fantasy team. 0 pts
Russell Martin - People don't think he's very good. And he's over rated. A Yankee -2 pts
PACK TOTAL : -1 pt BONUS TOTAL : 1 pt
Pack 16
Dhoff
Placido Polanco - one of the three tenors. And a Phillie. -1 pt
Starlin Castro - nice shot. 0 pts
Dinger - what the hell is a Dinger? Insert +2 pts AND an ad for Coca Cola +1 pt Total +3 pts
David Wright - a Met -1 pt
Justin Morneau - A Canadian! 0 pts
Matt Garza - rememebr what I said about Rays starters? Insert +2 pts
Aroldis Chapman - I got nuthin' .... 0 pts
PACK TOTAL : 3 pts BONUS TOTAL : 3 pts
I'll get the updated scores up this afternoon when I get back home.



















































