"Hi hon, who's playing tonight?" she says
"Toronto at the Braves" I reply
"oooh cool. that doesn't happen often. Who's pitching?" she asks
"Halladay and Kawakami" I say
"ew. the best pitcher in baseball against your #5? this isn't going to go well. you sure you want to watch it?" she smirks...
"Be Gone Woman! We don't need any of your smack here. Go fix me a sandwich!" I bellow.
(okay, I didn't say the sandwich part. My eyes would still be swolen shut, and I wanted to watch the game)
Kenshin Kawakami 8 IP 3H 0Runs 0BB 8K Win
Roy Halladay 7IP 5H 0Runs 1BB 6K No decision
TAKE THAT EVIL DOUBTER NONSANDWICHMAKERS!!!!!